I Would Let You Run Me Over With My Car for Russell Westbrook’s Jacket

Let’s talk about March 3rd of 2019. Largely an unremarkable day, March 3rd was the first Sunday of the month. Not a clue what I did that day except I remember one thing in particular, and haven’t forgotten it since: Russell Westbrook got a fit off. The Oklahoma City Thunder edged out the Memphis Grizzlies… Continue reading I Would Let You Run Me Over With My Car for Russell Westbrook’s Jacket

Starting XI Footballers Who Don’t Look Like Footballers

Sometimes you see someone and think ’they've gotta be a lawyer’, and it turns out they’re a successful bank robber and that sports car rumbling at the curb is their getaway vehicle, not their favorite escort service. Personally, I look like a limp scarecrow but turns out I'm just Gumby's cousin; you see my poorly… Continue reading Starting XI Footballers Who Don’t Look Like Footballers