Let’s talk about March 3rd of 2019. Largely an unremarkable day, March 3rd was the first Sunday of the month. Not a clue what I did that day, except I remember one thing in particular, and haven’t forgotten it since: Russell Westbrook got a fit off. The Oklahoma City Thunder edged out the Memphis Grizzlies … Continue reading I Would Run You Over In a Car for Russell Westbrook’s Jacket
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Sometimes you see someone and think ’they've gotta be a lawyer’, and it turns out they’re a successful bank robber and that sports car rumbling at the curb is their getaway vehicle, not their favorite escort service. Personally, I look like a limp scarecrow but turns out I'm just Gumby's cousin; you see my poorly … Continue reading Starting XI Footballers Who Don’t Look Like Footballers
Winter sucks. During the winter it’s cold all the time and you either build a fire in the middle of a rainstorm or you’re turning the thermostat up to 75 degrees in the middle of a blizzard, enough snow on the road after twenty minutes to prevent your shitty Domino’s pizza from getting delivered. Sometimes … Continue reading Things To Like About Hockey If You Don’t Really Like Hockey
It's cool when people are really good at more than one thing. Neil Armstrong could walk on Earth and the moon. LeBron James can carry Larry Hughes and Kevin Love to separate NBA Finals. Michael Scott can revive a dying paper company multiple times while verbally backhanding Toby every day. Those are pretty cool things, … Continue reading Rappers We Like That Don’t Suck At Basketball
Tracy McGrady isn’t my favorite athlete, something I discovered as a kid when my friends and I were talking about our favorite athletes of all time. Up to that point, I hadn’t really thought about it that much - I could list off a top ten or top five athletes from various sports, but never … Continue reading 13 Points in 33 Seconds: The Greatest Achievement in Human History
When employees of a certain nature get fired, they make a scene and do some things that end up with Karen from HR filing a report. Papers get tossed, becoming airborne razors for exposed skin, but those don't hurt as much as the words that are flung in every direction like a machine gun in … Continue reading That Time Gianfranco Zola Murdered Three Liverpool Players On Live Television
Let’s ignore the elephant in the room, and instead aim our focus at the tattooed Brazilian standing next to it, dressed better than any of us would be if we had that kind of money. He’s impossibly talented, and I mean his ability on a pitch is so great that you would puke and then … Continue reading Tell Your Dad to Leave Neymar Alone
