What The F*** Is This?

Nonsensical gibberish, really. It’s a website (if you can really call it that) to display my ego and show that I can indeed spell and arrange words in a pleasing way.

I write about whatever comes to mind – anything fun, really. You might read some thrice-distilled, perfectly placed nouns and adjectives and those other things on how every all-yellow soccer kit is incredible, even if the quality of play is lower than the time Roseanne Barr belched out the national anthem at a San Diego Padres game. You know, things we care about.

I’m just winging it – I genuinely have no idea what I’m doing. I can’t parallel park or do that very loud whistle where you stick two fingers in your mouth, but c’est la vie.