Nonsensical gibberish, really. It’s a portfolio (if you can really call it that) to display my ego and show that I can indeed spell and arrange words in a pleasing way.
These posts are silly and fun, and I hope you enjoy them. You might see some distilled and perfectly placed nouns and adjectives here and there on how every all-yellow soccer kit is incredible, even if the quality of play in them is lower than the time Roseanne Barr belched out the national anthem at a San Diego Padres game. You know, things we all care about.
I’m just winging it – I genuinely have no idea what I’m doing. I can’t parallel park or do that very loud whistle where you stick two fingers in your mouth, but c’est la vie.
In case you’re a serious person, you can also view my work here, in a haphazard mix of creative assets from my professional experience.