Rappers We Like That Don’t Suck At Basketball

It’s cool when people are really good at more than one thing. Neil Armstrong could walk on Earth and the moon. LeBron James can carry Larry Hughes and Kevin Love to separate NBA Finals. Michael Scott can revive a dying paper company multiple times while verbally backhanding Toby every day. Those are pretty cool things, […]

13 Points in 33 Seconds: The Greatest Achievement of the Human Race

Tracy McGrady isn’t my favorite athlete, something I discovered as a kid when my friends and I were talking about our favorite athletes of all time. Up to that point, I hadn’t really thought about it that much – I could list off a top ten or top five athletes from various sports, but never […]

The President Who Might’ve Killed a Guy (Also a President)

The presidency that lasted less than half as long as Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Khris Humphries was followed by one that would be messier than the drama surrounding that doomed union. That subsequent administration would then be followed by the apparent doom of the Union. In April 1841, William Henry Harrison bit the dust. He […]

That Time Gianfranco Zola Murdered Three Liverpool Players On Live Television

When employees of a certain nature get fired, they make a scene and do some things that end up with Karen from HR filing a report. Papers get tossed, becoming airborne razors for unprotected skin, but those don’t hurt as much as the words that are flung in every direction like a machine gun in […]

What If Brands Took Their Names Literally?

Branding is a fascinating and fun part of creating something – you get to think of a name, logo, positioning and even draft up a mission statement (usually which turns out to be awful and so full of blather that no one has any idea what it really means). Coming up with a name can […]

Well, These Aren’t Words

That’s right, they’re stupid images I’ve created. I like them a little bit, and thought you might appreciate these if you can’t bare to read any of the drivel on this dump heap of a ‘website’.

Tell Your Dad to Leave Neymar Alone

Let’s ignore the elephant in the room, and instead aim our focus at the tattooed Brazilian standing next to it, dressed better than any of us would be if we had that kind of money. He’s impossibly talented, and I mean his ability on a pitch is so great that you would puke and then […]