Sometimes you see someone and think ’they've gotta be a lawyer’, and it turns out they’re a successful bank robber and that sports car rumbling at the curb is their getaway vehicle, not their favorite escort service. Personally, I look like a limp scarecrow but turns out I'm just Gumby's cousin; you see my poorly … Continue reading Starting XI Footballers Who Don’t Look Like Footballers
My favorite company is a terrible one; it can't drive a profit, its product doesn't work, its founder is legally bound from leading a publicly-held company for ten years, and its reputation might be damaged beyond repair. A company that I’m completely fixated on is in ruins, embers still smoldering. • • •Theranos -- the … Continue reading This Steve Jobs Fan Took It Too Far
I'm new to Fortnite -- I've played it on a friend's PS4 a few times, but it wasn't until it became available for the Nintendo Switch that I started to play it more often and learned more about the game and the strategies involved. I was horrible in the beginning, always aiming just to the … Continue reading The Best Fortnite Strategy Everyone Ignores
Winter sucks. During the winter it’s cold all the time and you either build a fire in the middle of a rainstorm or you’re turning the thermostat up to 75 degrees in the middle of a blizzard, enough snow on the road after twenty minutes to prevent your shitty Domino’s pizza from getting delivered. Sometimes … Continue reading Things To Like About Hockey If You Don’t Really Like Hockey
It's cool when people are really good at more than one thing. Neil Armstrong could walk on Earth and the moon. LeBron James can carry Larry Hughes and Kevin Love to separate NBA Finals. Michael Scott can revive a dying paper company multiple times while verbally backhanding Toby every day. Those are pretty cool things, … Continue reading Rappers We Like That Don’t Suck At Basketball
Tracy McGrady isn’t my favorite athlete, something I discovered as a kid when my friends and I were talking about our favorite athletes of all time. Up to that point, I hadn’t really thought about it that much - I could list off a top ten or top five athletes from various sports, but never … Continue reading 13 Points in 33 Seconds: The Greatest Achievement in Human History
The presidency that lasted less than half as long as Kim Kardashian's marriage to Khris Humphries was followed by one that would be messier than the drama surrounding that doomed union. That subsequent administration would then be followed by the apparent doom of the Union. In April 1841, William Henry Harrison bit the dust. He … Continue reading The President Who Might’ve Killed a Guy (Also a President)
